I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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