hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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