you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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