no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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