Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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