Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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