is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
whose parrot is this?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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