Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
dude i'm inner monologue high
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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