What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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