butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I want to be your penis for a week.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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