I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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