Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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