hell yes lets make some ravioli
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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