he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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