nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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