Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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