y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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