i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
