When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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