So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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