Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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