How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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