some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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