3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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