awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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