David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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