I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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