Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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