No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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