Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
even my farts smell like vagina
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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