nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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