and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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