So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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