he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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