I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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