But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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