I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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