turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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