He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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