Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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