Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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