both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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