Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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