i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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