another moral hangover. fuck.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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