this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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