I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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