If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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