My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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