It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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