This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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