plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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