About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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