Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
that is very illegal...i love you.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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