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This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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