3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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