Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
What a dumb baby whore.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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