i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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