dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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